It’s full bodied and malty
It’s delicious, not salty
It’s from the region of Assam
I heard that an’ I was like oh damn
Assam Dikom TGFOP1Black TeaBlack Tea £7.00 / 100g
This tea smells really malty.
It’s made with golden leaf tips,
Assam TGBOP Sewpur, organicBlack TeaBlack Tea £6.50 / 100g
It tastes like almonds and hazelnuts
I’m like that’s great, I love it, so what’s up?
Autumn SonataBlack TeaAlmond, Vanilla & Hazelnut £6.00 / 100g
It’s spicy and fruity
Somebody punch me
I can’t believe there could be so much good tea!
Black Fragrant GardenBlack TeaOrange, Cloves & Cardamom £6.00 / 100g
It’s absolutely delicious
Like a sweet cake
But this tea is almost nutritious.
CaramelBlack TeaCaramel, Vanilla £6.00 / 100g
It’s the colour of copper in the cup
So I’m gonna tell you that’s exactly wha’sup.
Ceylon Blackwood, organicBlack TeaBlack Tea £9.00 / 100g
It’s just the greatest tea.
It’s dark and it’s coppery
With a slight malty taste.
When I drink this tea, not a drop goes to waste.
Ceylon OPBlack TeaBlack Tea £3.50 / 100g
Stand up let me do this damned thing
I’m about to tell you about Darjeeling Namring.
Darjeeling Namring 1st flushBlack TeaBlack Tea £25.00 / 100g
Let me tell you why I’m rhymin
Cos I aspire to be like Lord Byron
This tea is making me feel poetic
Earl Grey Lord ByronBlack TeaBergamot £5.00 / 100g
I’ll be drinking this tea like old English men
I’ll be drinking this tea from ten past ten.
English Breakfast TeaBlack TeaBlack Tea £5.00 / 100g
Four red berries,
Red like cherries
I gave some to my nieces.
Four Red BerriesBlack TeaStrawberry, Raspberry £5.00 / 100g
Have some, you must
You know it’s over
When I drink my tea
And then I find a four leafed clover.
Irish Breakfast teaBlack TeaBlack Tea £5.00 / 100g
Yeah it’s a black tea base.
But all the other teas
Have just been erased
From my memory.
Magic MountainBlack TeaLavender, Honey & Cornflowers £5.00 / 100g
I’m like, wow, where are you from?
This one’s from India,
Yeah I’m about to brew some.
Masala ChaiBlack TeaOrange, Cloves & Ginger £6.00 / 100g
For a lighter taste, try without milk,
The texture is so smooth it’s like some great silk.
Palmyra TeaBlack TeaVanilla, Almonds & Dates £6.00 / 100g
I’m so happy drinking this beverage,
It gives me energe’ic vibes and leverage.
Russian NightsBlack TeaOrange, Lemon & Grapefruit £6.00 / 100g
It tastes fresh and floral,
Like what you get at a florist.
Like blossoms and ripe fruit.
Sons of HeavensBlack TeaCaramel, Rose Petals & Orange Blossom £6.00 / 100g
It has a soft sweet taste and it makes me sigh
Chocolate tea makes me feel high.
Treasure of the MayasBlack TeaChocolate, Cacao £6.00 / 100g